Minissha Lamba at the premiere of Jodha Akbar

Minissha, who gave you that make-up? We think some rival actress had bribed your make-up guy to make you look like a 45-year-old aunty. We know you are shocked that we are calling you an actress, but don’t worry, we have seen you act in bits and pieces. And what’s with the dress? Sweetie, you are not in your school’s fancy dress competition. At least copy what Hollywood girls wear to walk the red carpet. First things first, go get a good make-up guy and a decent dress designer.

Bollywood girls are supposed to look pretty, so give a tight slap to that make-up guy and the dress designer who made you look ugly.

[Image via BollywoodHungama.com]