Wanna know where were our super-flop bollywood actors on Valentine’s Day? They were amidst cancer patients celebrating Valentine’s Day. Huh?
It’s a good thing to spread some happiness, but who would get even remotely happy to watch Vivek Oberoi, Dino Morea and Vidya Balan behave like superstars? We think Vidya Balan is some popular after Heyy Babyy and Bhool Bhulaiya, but Dino and Vivek?
Vivek, what’s with that long hair? We were having real difficulty in differentiating you with Vidya. You look like Indian version of Michael Jackson. Dino, you look good but, please stop acting and get back to ramp. And Vidya, when would you stop dressing like a granny?
We don’t know what exactly is ‘Darling’s Day Out’, but Amrita Arora was there performing item numbers. Okay, we hear that it is a Country Club event. Whatever!
Looking at the way her movies are flopping, we think she has to permanently perform at events like this for living.
Our sincere advice to Amrita Arora: Pack your bags and get back to MTV.
According to rediff, authorities in Goa have ordered an inquiry into the marriage registration process of Sanjay Dutt and Manyata. They claim that Manyata had managed to get a residence certificate without living in the state.
Big deal? Why don’t they look into Manyata’s track record? Everyone knows that she is a cheat. And we think Sanju baba got impressed and married her due to her cheating ability. Or maybe Sanjay wanted a cellmate.
According to rediff, Shahrukh Khan’s credit card was stolen by three guys - Vinay Tambe, James Perenal and Shekar Jadhav. They got arrested due to shopkeeper’s smartness when they tried to buy some clothes. The guys who used the credit card say that they found it lying on a road in suburban Santacruz.
It seems Shahrukh Khan is throwing credit cards and his other belongings on the road as what Shahid Kapoor did in ‘Jab We Met’. We will be not shocked if there is news about some guy who stole Shahrukh Khan’s mobile, and later got arrested while making a call. Yawn!
SRK, you like it or not, we are getting bored of your stories, and not to forget, your acting. And we have no idea how much we are going to suffer watching your upcoming TV Show, ‘Kya Aap Paanchvi Paas Se Tez Ho?’
According to BH, Yash Raj would make a movie directed by Kabir Khan (director of Kabul express). The lead roles would be played by John Abraham, Neil Nitin Mukesh and Katrina Kaif.
John, Neil and Katrina in one movie? We are not even going near the cinema halls showing the movie when it gets released.
Yash ji, you cannot have three plastic faces in one movie. We suggest you launch your own fashion magazine and publish their photographs. We bet, it would cost less and you would end up making cool profit.
Another of those high profile bollywood premieres where who’s who of bollywood is present.
Other than the cast and crew of Jodha Akbar the most notable presence was of I-hate-bollywood-awards-and-premieres Aamir Khan. We think that someone must have said to Aamir Khan that Jodha Akbar is a Hollywood movie. They fooled you, Aamir!
Aishwarya Rai, the cold beauty, was accompanied by hubby Abhishek Bachchan who looked clueless (check the photo). Hrithik Roshan looked good as usual. He should always concentrate on that because once he starts talking we run for refuge.
Rest of the guest list included Rekha(yeah that oldie who thinks she is still sixteen), Minissha Lamba(she still exists), Kangana Ranaut(with ‘who lamhe’ hangover), Kunal Kohli(TV-anchor-turned-flop-director-turned-blockbuster-director), Vaibhavi Merchant(choreographer who thinks she is hot when we think she looks and dances like a duck), Anil Kapoor(he was there to do some PR for his daughter) and many more jobless stars.
Did we say who’s who of bollywood? Oops, we take our words back as there were hardly any.
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